It's the end of the world as we know it

Behold, the third horseman of the apocalypse:
http://www.jibbitz.com/

Surely this heralds the end of civilization, when one can find a way to adorn the tackiest shoe ever with even more...well, tack.

Look guys, I know they're comfortable. And they're kind of cute, in that same way that an ugly puppy is cute. I'm even fine with you wearing them to the bar, but only if they're worn ironically, the way my man-friend occasionally wears house shoes downtown.

But please? Don't coordinate them with your outfit. It makes the baby Jesus cry.

I'm sorry, so sorry

Sorry for the lack of posting recently. My friend, Tom, was in town from Iowa or Omaha or wherever on an extended vacation. The week Tom and his friend, Tye, were here went something like this:

Thursday: (arrived at 10 pm) drink drink drink eat

Friday: drink drink eat drink drink eat drink drink drink drink

Saturday: eat drink drink drink eat drink eat drink drink dance drink

Sunday: eat drink sleep drink eat drink drink drink

Monday: work eat work drink eat drink drink gamble drink eat

Tuesday: work work eat drink drink drink eat

Wednesday: work work teach drink drink drink eat

Oh, and there were approximately 4 hours of sleep in between each of those days, that makes me a tired panda. This all made for a very fun, eventful, and, at times, puzzling week.

Thanks, guys!