Behold, the third horseman of the apocalypse:
http://www.jibbitz.com/
Surely this heralds the end of civilization, when one can find a way to adorn the tackiest shoe ever with even more...well, tack.
Look guys, I know they're comfortable. And they're kind of cute, in that same way that an ugly puppy is cute. I'm even fine with you wearing them to the bar, but only if they're worn ironically, the way my man-friend occasionally wears house shoes downtown.
But please? Don't coordinate them with your outfit. It makes the baby Jesus cry.
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