Let's get together before we get much older

** In honor of Sparks-squared **

Tonight I learned a number of things while sharing brewskies with a couple of old classmates...

1) If you want to pique a guy's interest, flirt with his sister. No really - having a boyfriend, and hence zero interest for said guy, I decided to conduct a sort of social experiment. It's a classic question - why do guys seem to go for bitchy, high-maintenance girls? So I tried to jump out of my mild-mannered skin and assume the personality of a mouthy Dallas babe, acting as obnoxious and pushy as possible. And instead of derailing the guy, it actually (and unfortunately) made him far more interested AND far more agressive. Is that what I was doing wrong in college?

2) Whataburger fries are amazing, and also sobriety-enhancing. No, seriously....within minutes of consumption I could've recited the alphabet in reverse order. We need to start a petition to bring back trans fat and all of its restorative properties.

3) It only takes 25 minutes to get to Keller if you assume total disregard of the law.

4) Not everyone automatically assigns handy nicknames to their exes (i.e., Mr. Personality, Tiny Asian Man, Shoeless Joe). But they should.

5) Drinking 1 beer for every 5 fire ant bites sustained will cause you to eventually lose that itchy feeling. Or any feeling. (Refer to tomorrow's post for more details)

Had a great time, you guys!!