Okay, so I'm told my blog has recently caught the fast train to suck-ville, and for that I offer my deepest apologies. I hearby swear that this will not happen again. As much. I will try to post more frequently, but I must warn you that the trade-off for more frequent posting is that there will often be posts that are lame/weird/or otherwise not your cup of tea.
Let me put this in terms Tom will understand: you can now expect to get 16 bottles of white zin when you visit this blog instead of 1 nice bottle of port. Bottoms up.
And now for the important stuff. I need to know if this happens to anyone else. Do normal people sweat from their hips? I don't mean when you're running a marathon, I mean when you're sitting at your desk or in your car. I don't know if this is something that has happened to me forever and I just never noticed, but lately when I stand up it's like the rainforests have migrated to the waistband of my pants. And I'm not sweating anywhere else - no pit stains, no neck or back sweat. Nothing.
Do I need to start applying deodorant to my hipbones?
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