I'm sitting here at work eating delicious Goldfish crackers, and am reminded of the jingle they had for like, 2.5 seconds:

Here's our Jingle for goldfish
Yes, baked and not fried Goldfish
The tasty snack that smiles back
Until you bite their heads off

Did you know they're made with real cheese
Even though they look like fishies?
The snack that smiles back, Goldfish!

Does anyone else remember this? They must have run the commerial about six times before it was pulled, because every time I refer to it in conversation, people start looking at me like I have 3 heads. And I wonder why it wasn't more successful, because I know I was thoroughly amused by the random acts of violence against harmless, smiling crackers. In fact, I think the guy who wrote that jingle should win some kind of award. Which is probably why I'm not in advertising.